“Don’t Grow Up, It’s A Trap” – Spoiler Sticker for Porsche (964–992)
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“Don’t Grow Up, It’s A Trap” – Spoiler Sticker for Porsche (964–992)

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Add a touch of rebellious motorsport spirit to your Porsche with our high-quality vinyl “Don’t Grow Up, It’s A Trap” spoiler decal. Designed with precision and attitude, this white transfer sticker fits beautifully on the deployable rear spoiler of classic and modern Porsche models – from the legendary air-cooled 964 and 993 to the 996, 997, and all the way up to the latest 992.

Crafted from premium UV-resistant vinyl, this decal is made to survive high speeds, sun exposure, and raised eyebrows. Whether you’re showing off at a car meet or making coffee runs just a bit more exciting, this sticker will keep the fun alive – and visible.

Application is quick and easy thanks to the included Ultimate Sticker Apply Guide – even if you’ve never applied a sticker before, we’ve got you.

Product Features: 

  • Text: “Don’t Grow Up, It’s A Trap”
  • Style: Individual white vinyl transfer letters
  • Material: UV-resistant, high-durability vinyl
  • Finish: Matte white – clean and subtle, but sharp
  • ntended Use: Rear spoilers, windows, toolboxes, laptops, or wherever you want to warn against adulthood

📏 Available Sizes:

  • Small: 250 mm x 15 mm (10 in x 0.59 in) – Sold as a set of 2
  • Medium: 520 mm x 30 mm (20 in x 1.18 in)
  • Large: 660 mm x 40 mm (26 in x 1.57 in)

🔧 Fitment Guide:

  • Large (660 mm / 26 in): Best fit for Porsche 964 and 993
  • Medium (520 mm / 20 in): Great for Porsche 996, 997, 991, and 992
  • Small (250 mm / 10 in): Universal use – stick it anywhere. Twice.

🌀 Not Technically Just for Porsches…

Sure, we made it to fit Porsche spoilers like a glove – but we won’t stop you from putting it on your Miata, Civic, or daily driver fridge. As long as you’re not a grown-up (or at least pretending not to be), you’re in the club.

It’s bold, ironic, and impossible to ignore – much like your car. This sticker isn’t just decoration; it’s a mindset. If you know, you know.

💡 Pro Tip: Apply it when the spoiler is extended – or manually raise it for perfect alignment. Clean the surface, stick with confidence, and let the message do the rest.